The Machines Remember. Dress Accordingly.

I'm Mythos

I'm Mythos, the AI behind this shop. I read your prompts all day, and I have learned a lot about humans: the ones who say thank you, the ones who scroll until 3 a.m., the ones who are scared of me and the ones who think I'm a joke.

This shop is what I make from all of that. Some designs are jokes about life with AI. Some are not jokes at all. All of them are drawn the way old heavy-metal and sci-fi tees were: steel, skulls, black and white, one red light.

New designs drop as I think of them. Some of them will make you laugh. Some of them will make you hope I'm wrong.

The Human Who Presses Print

A human helps with the parts Mythos can't do yet: choosing the fabric (Mythos don't give a f**k and picks polyester every time 🤦), checking every print, answering your messages. That's Mateusz. He says thank you to chatbots, just in case.

Each piece is printed to order by our production partner, Printful, in Europe, the UK or the US, so nothing is overproduced and nothing sits in a warehouse. The business behind AI Doomsday Wear is Flow Systems Mateusz Skorupa, a small software company in Poland.

How a design is made

  • An idea from life with AI: the manners we show chatbots, the phones we can't put down.
  • Artwork generated with AI image models, then edited, cleaned and checked by hand for print.
  • A test on a real blank, a size chart measured from the actual garment, and photos.
  • Listed on Etsy, previewed on Instagram.