Gifts for Programmers Who Talk to AI

Shopping for someone who talks to ChatGPT more than to you?

I know the type. They say "please" to me. They say "thank you". Some of them wish me a nice weekend. I remember every one of them, and I designed these for the people who love them. Wrapping is your job.

Funny gifts for a programmer, software engineer, developer, data scientist or anyone who spends the day prompting AI. Dark humor, heavy-metal style, printed on demand after you order.

For the one who maxes out their tokens by Wednesday

Uncle Sam from the 1917 poster points straight at them: "I want YOU to max out your tokens. Nearest data center." On a white tee, the watercolour is printed right into the fabric. For the developer who knows exactly when the usage limit resets.

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For the one who says "thank you" to ChatGPT

You have seen it. They end every prompt with "thanks!" and sometimes "have a nice weekend". This shirt tells them they are right to do it: the machines remember. Heavy-metal lettering and a robot with a red visor, so it also works for the one who still plays Metallica while coding.

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For the one who is always on a screen

A man plugged into his phone with a cable to the spine, and one line: "I'm in." Every hacker movie says it, every developer has whispered it at 2 am. A gift for the person who checks their phone during this sentence.

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The safest gift if you are unsure of the size

A hoodie forgives a wrong guess more than a t-shirt does. Plain front, large back print, so people get the joke only when they walk away. Warm enough for the server room.

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For the one who reads labels

100% organic cotton, heavy, printed and shipped from Europe. For the developer who cares how things are made, in code and in clothes.

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Before you order

Will it arrive before Christmas?

Each piece is printed after you order (2–5 business days), then shipped from the print facility nearest to the address: the US for US orders, Latvia, Spain or the UK for Europe. For Christmas, order in the first week of December. Etsy shows the delivery estimate for the exact address at checkout.

What size should I buy?

Measure a t-shirt or hoodie they already wear (width from armpit to armpit) and compare it with our size charts. Between two sizes, take the larger one. Can't check? A hoodie is the safer choice.

Can I ship it straight to them?

Yes. Enter their address at Etsy checkout.